31/12/2020

30/12/2020

29/12/2020

27/12/2020

Illegal

THEY SHOULDN'T BE DRIVING AT ALL!!!










25/12/2020

Merry Xmas



It figures






Shit year






Shit Christmas Tree




 

16/12/2020

Winged Scarab

 



Winged Scarab, Late Period, 664 - 332BC








Winged Scarab, Very Late Period 2020 - 2020AD









15/12/2020

Garden Design

 



Chelsea Garden Show, best in show winner if you ask me.




13/12/2020

11/12/2020

Funereal Symbolism

 The upturned torch signifies death as the flame should be snuffed out, but the fact the flame continues to burn symbolises the Christian belief of eternal life.








I'm not sure what this represents.







Like the thumb




10/12/2020

08/12/2020

Fetching

 



Yellow and Black!







Suits you.




04/12/2020

Favours

 



So a blowjobs out of the question, then?




03/12/2020

Health and Safety

 



Too right, the farmer looked like he was going to bite me.




01/12/2020

Sobriquet

Uncle Ben







Ben Dover







Ben 10









Catchy





28/11/2020

Jumping Animals

 I've heard about jumping the gun







I've heard about jumping the shark







But I've never heard of...









Jumping the rainbow cow.




26/11/2020

True Sophistication



 True Sophistication.







Not only a recliner...







...but one with built in cup holders.







The icing on the cake?







Not just any cider









But Vintage cider!!!







I especially like the cloud effect around the bottle.







Very atmospheric.




25/11/2020

Twat!

 The bible was right.









The twat will inherit the Earth!





23/11/2020

21/11/2020

You Decide

 Shop Sign?













Or a Booker prize winning novel?





19/11/2020

Special Diet

 



Apparently, its the Keto






Don't ask.