30/11/2019

Where are they NOW!!!



I always wondered what happened to Fido Dido.






It must have been a horrible end.






The Sprite people cut his arms and legs off.



27/11/2019

Animal Cruelty



Cruel Bastards!!!






I thought Dolphins were waterproof anyway.






Or do they actually leak like a sieve?



25/11/2019

Signals

It was his jaunty confidence that attracted me to him.






There was something about him






That spoke of a calm assuredness






You could tell it just by looking at him.








I believe he does brickwork as well.



22/11/2019

Dilemma



Which way do smokers go?






It's alright I gave up over 10 years ago






I can go wherever I want.






18/11/2019

A Present!!!

A Present!!!






For Me!!!






How Kind!!!






You really shouldn't have







I wonder what it is?






I do like surprises!!!



17/11/2019

That's Showbiz!!!

There you are













One minute













You are riding on the crest of a wave













The public adore you













They just can't get enough of you.













And then...













In the blink of an eye.













They discard you.













Toss you aside













Like an old rag.









That's Showbiz!!!



15/11/2019

Naughty but Nice

I do like a bit of Cheeky Six







What did you think I said?






Gutter Mind!!!




13/11/2019

12/11/2019

Bin of the Month - November 2019



Conveys a subtle minimalism don't you think?




10/11/2019

ANARCHY!!!




FUCK OFF!!!






I STOP FOR NO ONE






EXCEPT FOR TRAFFIC





AND PEOPLE BIGGER THAN ME






AND EASTENDERS



08/11/2019

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!



STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






WHOMEVER YOU ARE!!!






CARTOON CHARACTER IN PROFILE!!!






OR SAMMY DAVIES JUNIOR IN SHADES!!!