31/10/2019
30/10/2019
On Request
I'll have a small Americano
And a pot of Earl Grey
With an extra pot of hot water if you don't mind
And a piece of Carrot Cake
A small piece if you don't mind
You know why
Of course you do
A Moment On The Lips A Lifetime On The Hips
And one of your delicious scones
With apricot jam
If you have it.
Oh yes
And a belly dancer
And a pot of Earl Grey
With an extra pot of hot water if you don't mind
And a piece of Carrot Cake
A small piece if you don't mind
You know why
Of course you do
A Moment On The Lips A Lifetime On The Hips
And one of your delicious scones
With apricot jam
If you have it.
Oh yes
And a belly dancer
29/10/2019
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18/10/2019
Decline in Education Standards
They haven't got to that subject yet
It's the lesson after synchronised breathing and walking.
17/10/2019
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13/10/2019
Quantity not Quality
Indulgences by weight
12 tins of Sainsbury's Creamed Rice Pudding will earn you
That will earn you 10 minutes with a minor angel in the first sphere of Heaven.
Mind you
If you upped your game
To maybe...
15 tins of Ambrosia Organic Rice Pudding
That would get you a selfie with Gabriel.
12/10/2019
11/10/2019
Ratio Pizza
I'll have the Margherita
With extra mushrooms
And can you cut it into 3.141592653589793 slices
With extra mushrooms
And can you cut it into 3.141592653589793 slices
10/10/2019
Trip Advisor Art Criticism
The composition is in its execution.
The juxtaposition of the vinegar with the HP implies a sense of isolation
The HP's staunch, rigid defiant
Is the coy vinegar beginning to turn to HP?
To make amends?
And yet,
An underlying menace.
09/10/2019
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