31/08/2019

29/08/2019

Legacy of the Fur Trade


BASTARDS!!!






Flayed alive and hung out to dry!!!






Just like Boris Johnson has done to the British Electorate!!!



25/08/2019

Feng Shui

In Chinese culture







Elephants are considered symbols of good luck and wealth.






Especially if the elephant is depicted with its trunk raised






As this symbolises protection and power.






An elephant is therefore often placed at the front door to attract good luck.









24/08/2019

Conundrum



If he/she doesn't park






Why do they need a space?



23/08/2019

A Microcosm of Commuting - A Tale in 5 Parts































Happy Anniversary to Me!!! Happy Anniversary to Me!!!



22/08/2019

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!



STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!!






CRAZY CLOWN RABBIT!!!



21/08/2019

Door Policy


If you're not on the list






You ain't coming in.



17/08/2019

LOOK AWAY!!!



Eviscerated victim of Hannibal Toilet.



15/08/2019

Controversial

I don't care






How






Homemade it is!!!






Food






made from pets is









I'm sure very tasty






And just as nutritional as beef






or lamb






And a good use of a resource






That is adding to our carbon footprint






Using livestock






That has no purpose






Other than






To pander 






To the emotional deficit






Of a bunch of Johnny No Mates.






I also hate cats






They piss in your face when you stroke them, you know.




09/08/2019

Friends of the Earth


You should only ever buy a Hand raised pork pie






As factory farmed pork pies have a short and brutal life.






Though I do not agree with Cold hand raised pork pies






I would prefer if the hands were warmed first.






Much less of a jolt when touched.






£5.50 for a sausage roll!!!






Does this cover the pig's trip to Disneyland?






Next time, take it to Chessington World of Adventure



08/08/2019

07/08/2019

The New Normal

The office chair









For the business executive who has everything.






Clogged arteries.



05/08/2019

Priorities













To tell you the truth






On a list of things






That I love






It's quite a way down.






Definitely after slugs






But before Boris Johnson.



04/08/2019

Watching the Box

Gives a whole new meaning to






Watching the box.















01/08/2019

Nostalgia


Tricycles






It's like 1968 all over again.






I'm surprised they didn't mention Penny Farthings.