Paradox

I thought you had to be dead for 50 years before they would even think of a blue plaque?






Don't you have to be real as well?

Punk Anarchy

I tell you how punk he is!!!






He wears his bin bag on the inside.

IKEA Bermdondsey

It's a start.

Catchy Marketing

Startup Hub






Tech Hot House






Innovation Incubator

I like it






Catchy.

Niche

Textiles I get






But






African Novelty?






Apartheid Whoopee Cushion?







Fake plastic malaria vomit?






Pop up snake land mine?






Novelty Elephant Ivory?






Realistic Plastic Poacher Poo?

Things I must have

I can barely contain my excitement






It's up there at the top of my want list






Just after cancer.

What Will They Think of Next!!!

Ashtanga Yoga






Hatha Yoga






Bikram Yoga






Hot Yoga






Drunk Yoga

It works for me






Where do I joint

Warning!!!

Yeah!!!







Well What about Milk?

Somebody Has To Be

Frank Has Ambition

That's it Frank






Aim Big.

Elitism

Fair Exchange

I'll swap you a bottle of Grouse for that Knockandoo 12 year old.

Middle Class Graffiti

High Standards

How enticing

pre-skool graffiti roolz ko!!! (revisited)

Must of attended remedial classes

His handwriting has definitely improved.

Não Inspira Confiança

Qual o proximo?







Sushi feito por ginecologistas?

Shit Sequel

As Matrix sequels go.

I just don't see this one working.

Anonymity

He doesn't believe in using his real name






He likes to be part of the herd






And not use his real name






In fact






HE LIKES TO KEEP IT LOW KEY!!!

Inspiring Confidence

This doesn't inspire confidence.

Bin of the Month - March 2019

C'est Ci Art?

Ideas Above Their Station

The Country mansion will come later.

Too Far

He may be one of the greatest WWE wrestlers of all time






A fantastic action hero






And all round nice guy

But this is taking things to far.

Confusion?

Apparel for Pearly Kings and Queens?






Or a very strange fetish shop






Where you sit in a darkened cubicle






And watch dimly lit






Swarthy men






Of a Cockney disposition






Fondle different garments






For your sordid pleasure?

Narcissus

Thank you






I love me too.

Disappointment

Cornucopia






The mythological horn of plenty






An emblem of abundance






Symbolised by a goat's horn






Overflowing with fruit and flowers

I'm disappointed

It's Back!!!

Not only have I got my Mojo back






I will never lose it again

You won't leave me again will you?






I will make sure you won't leave me again






As I know where you live






And I'll be watching






Always

C'est Ci Art?

Conflicted

I'm conflicted






Should I contact the RSPCA?






Or admire his single mindedness.






Is he tattooing dogs?






Or is his artistic oeuvre





To tattoo pictures of dogs






OR BOTH!!!






BASTARD!!!






In hindsight it might say Doc's






I'm still conflicted.






I wonder if he can do me a tat of Dr. Kildare

Addiction

It's where pets go to get straight






Alcoholic Airedales






Jacked Up Russells






Labrador Lushes






Hooked Hounds






I'll shut up then shall I?






Dependent Dobermans






Tee Hee!!!

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