28/02/2019
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26/02/2019
25/02/2019
24/02/2019
23/02/2019
22/02/2019
21/02/2019
20/02/2019
Books for Children
Being a children's author is a difficult job
Being able to convey
a coherent and gripping story
Using a limited, age appropriate vocabulary
To a young audience
Must be really hard.
Especially when the vocabulary you are using
Contains the words
CRITICALLY ENDANGERED
No wonder
The orangutan is scared
I would be shit scared too
If I were an orangutan
and not a human
Mind you
I'm what the orangutan is scared of
orangutan meatballs anyone?
19/02/2019
18/02/2019
17/02/2019
16/02/2019
Matter of Opinion
That is a matter of opinion
To some Ginger Hobnobs are of great and exceptional value.
They are very moreish after all.
15/02/2019
14/02/2019
13/02/2019
Macabre
I don't know about you.
I find this rather disturbing.
Firstly
The game itself.
Secondly
Why are they getting rid of it?
And finally
Why are they disguising it as a present?
12/02/2019
11/02/2019
10/02/2019
Opportunity
7,500 square foot of flexible commercial space available!!!
An amazing opportunity indeed.
Perfect size for a cannabis factory.
And open plan as well!!!
09/02/2019
08/02/2019
07/02/2019
Let's Tidy Things Up
Good Idea
Roads and Streets
An emphatic
YES!!!
Mews and Avenues
Outdated
And things of the past
Get rid of them.
There's too much disorder in town planning.
Don't even start me on Closes.
06/02/2019
Synonyms
A prattling prostate pontoon
A garrulous gruff gangplank
A blabby base bridge
A little loquacious link
A garrulous gruff gangplank
A blabby base bridge
A little loquacious link
05/02/2019
04/02/2019
03/02/2019
02/02/2019
01/02/2019
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