Disappointment!!!

Not one black lace glove






Not one piercing






No white make up,






No black mascara and black lipstick






No leather






No Steampunk






No stroppy, middle class teenagers






No Robert Smith hair.

Just mid-Twentieth Century semis






With the gentle hum of a lawnmower.






BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD!!!






In Twickenham at least.

Typopolis

Incomprehensible Urban Cursive

London Property Crisis

What this Chicken Needs!!!

What this chicken needs is a good dose of discipline.






This would never have happened in my day.






CHICKENS WERE TOUGH!!!

How Do They Know?

When I Die

When I die






And get laid to rest






I want to be buried by these people






For these people






Were meant to be Funeral Directors.

In the Destruction makes my husband sweat!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Casualties

It took a bullet!!!






For me!!!

Multi-Tasking

I'll have a large Doner






And a wet shave






BUT NOT AT THE SAME TIME!!!






I made that mistake last time.

Make Your Mind Up!!!

Make your mind up!!!






And that's not how you spell serious.

New Arrival

Good Afternoon Mrs Bin, how's the baby?

Reality Has Been Restored

Thank God!!!






I thought I was living the Matrix.

The True Nature of Reality

I've been living a lie.






The truth has been revealed.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Gird up your Loins

No Shame!!!

One  feels






That






Seann and Katya






Have not been a good influence.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Hedonist

Dirty Stop Out!!!

Bin of the Month - October 2018

PISS OFF!!!

When you think things couldn't get worse.

Jackson Pigeon

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

You little cutey!!!

Skip Dessert

Do you want sprinkles on that?

Congratulations!!!

They're a couple now.

WHY???

Suspicious Town

We don't take kindly to strangers around these parts.

Typographic Rule Breakers

Freedom from using the Baseline more like.






Look it up.

Amend Amend to Mend

Hi!!!

Scarf+