STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






Cute Evil Fox!!!

Hiatus 5/5

Hiatus 4/5

Hiatus 3/5

Hiatus 2/5

Hiatus 1/5

Silly Jobs

Passport Photos

Yes, I would like 4 passport photos please.






Could you make me look ten years younger.






I wouldn't mind some hair.






And a beard.






Could you also make me look a bit thinner.

Thanks.

Modern Hazards

Why!!!






What is he cleaning it with?






An AK47?






Sorry that was sexist.






It doesn't just have to be a man.






Construction is open to everyone nowadays






It could be a woman as well






Why!!!






What is she cleaning it with?






A scrubbing brush and some hot soapy water I bet.






And I'll bet she'll do a great job in this gender neutral role.






I bet the two of us would get on like a house on fire.






We could swap knitting patterns






And show each other pictures of our children.






If I had any, that is.

What a Bargain!!!

What an absolute bargain!!!






If you don't mind walking sideways for the next few weeks.






Mind you with the £85 you've saved.






You could get the other half done at the same time.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Crime Scene

As Oppossed to...

As oppossed to partial bathroom suites?

Nostalgia

Bask in the warm glow of nostalgia.






Lisa Simpson giving someone a blowjob.

Dodgy

You're telling me!!!






Look away for one second.






And it'll have the shirt off your back!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Pleasantries

Archaeology

You'll always find it if you look hard enough.

Bin of the Month - June 2018

Drunk in Catford

Diversification

The colourless range never really took off.

Change of Direction

Shit Camouflage

The Hooded Ghost

Conspiracy Theory

Was Jesus a French speaking hockey player?

Or are libraries in Islington really that bad?

Andrew's Pride

Andrew can be a bit of  show off.






I admit it is his first one






And he's very proud of it.






But does he have to broadcast it to the world.

God Knows what he'll be like






When he gets his first house.

Self Centred

It's always about you.






Well now, its about time it was...






ME!!!

I want METENSILS!!!






I'll shut up then shall I?

Fragile Masculinity

Terrible Fate

In the Fetid Swamps of Hillingdon