31/12/2018
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27/12/2018
Fragile Egos
Typical fragile egos.
Who is top dog
Who is more important
No 1 might be first, but number 2 has higher billing.
It's like Towering Inferno all over again.
26/12/2018
25/12/2018
24/12/2018
23/12/2018
22/12/2018
Exact
He's right you know.
It does indeed take 30 seconds.
I've timed him.
Several times.
Tee!!! Hee!!!
21/12/2018
20/12/2018
19/12/2018
Professional
Maybe you wouldn't have to apologise for any inconvenience
If you stopped treating it as a hobby
18/12/2018
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11/12/2018
10/12/2018
Pandemic
A pathetic attempt at trendy Christmas decorations?
Or building plague
Look at those pus filled boils
Or building plague
Look at those pus filled boils
09/12/2018
08/12/2018
07/12/2018
06/12/2018
Anti
They wouldn't let me in
Even though I said I was very much for Directors
And I didn't know what we do without them.
Now
I am very much Anti-Director
Even though I said I was very much for Directors
And I didn't know what we do without them.
I am very much Anti-Director
05/12/2018
FASCIST BASTARD!!!
Don't tell me what to do!!!
I will do what I want!!!
When I want!!!
You fascist bastard!!!
If I want to say hello...push...then buzz
I WILL!!!
AND THERE IS NOT ONE GODDAM THING
YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!!!
Except not answer the door of course.
Please let me in
I'm lonely
04/12/2018
03/12/2018
02/12/2018
Small Worlds
Probably your visible universe
Would be no more than 2 or 3 square feet
And like a M.C. Escher print
Around you...
An infinity of mirror images of yourself
You would try and speak
But only a meaningless noise would come out
And in reply...
A cacophony of your eternal selves would call back
A soulless helpless whimper into the void
Time would be compressed
A few weeks
would feel like an eternity
And then...
It's all over
THE VOID!!!
And in some savage, arcane ritual
You are anointed with a red liquid
Cremated in a fiery furnace
And placed in a plastic casket.
To satiate the hunger of an alien species.
Yes.
The world of a chicken has both small horizons
And a gruesome end.
Can I have mine extra hot?
Would be no more than 2 or 3 square feet
And like a M.C. Escher print
Around you...
An infinity of mirror images of yourself
You would try and speak
But only a meaningless noise would come out
And in reply...
A cacophony of your eternal selves would call back
A soulless helpless whimper into the void
Time would be compressed
A few weeks
would feel like an eternity
And then...
It's all over
THE VOID!!!
And in some savage, arcane ritual
You are anointed with a red liquid
Cremated in a fiery furnace
And placed in a plastic casket.
To satiate the hunger of an alien species.
Yes.
The world of a chicken has both small horizons
And a gruesome end.
Can I have mine extra hot?
01/12/2018
Dreams vs Reality
'Billy'
'Yes, Daddy?'
'Hortense'
'Yes, Daddy?'
'Shall we go to the Hair Castle?'
In unison...
'Yes, Please Daddy!!!'
'We would love to go to the Hair Castle'
'We've never been to the Hair Castle'
'Is it...'
'Is it...'
'Is it a place of magic?'
'And fun for little children?'
'Is it a place?'
'Of sweets and Unicorns?'
'Of wizards and dragons'
'A place where dreams are made?'
30/11/2018
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23/11/2018
Design Flaw
I can see some problems with the choice of materials.
Unless of course you're catching flies.
Then this is the only way forward.
22/11/2018
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