STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!
FUTURISTIC OWL BEAST ROBOT THING!!!
31/12/2017
30/12/2017
Hidden Messages
If I was of a paranoid frame of mind
I would think this was a message of an impending attack
By a secret paramilitary organisation.
In fact...
The message reads
The Zäöü Paragroup will attack at 20:05
The password is r1y32g.
SO BEWARE!!!
Mind you 8 o' clock is very late
So they would have to be finished by 8.30am at the very latest
As Lucien gets very crotchety if he doesn't get his evening milk.
29/12/2017
Exotic Tastes
Sometimes
I dream of being an Epicurean
Of dining on larks tongue
And honeyed dormice.
Eating only the freshest
And choicest morsels
£25 for 25g of honey!!!
In Sainsburys!!!
FUCK OFF!!!
BEANS ON TOAST IT IS!!!
Only the best mind.
Kingsmill Soft Medium Sliced, Sainsbury's Basic Baked Beans and Stork Margarine.
Lush!!!
I dream of being an Epicurean
Of dining on larks tongue
And honeyed dormice.
Eating only the freshest
And choicest morsels
£25 for 25g of honey!!!
In Sainsburys!!!
FUCK OFF!!!
BEANS ON TOAST IT IS!!!
Only the best mind.
Kingsmill Soft Medium Sliced, Sainsbury's Basic Baked Beans and Stork Margarine.
Lush!!!
28/12/2017
Cults
Somewhere
Out there
There are People
Who believe
That post boxes
Are actually
inter dimensional portals
That allow us to communicate
With mystical beings
In the astral void.
Through the sacred offerings of
Haribo.
Is anybody out there?
27/12/2017
26/12/2017
The Birth of Pinocchio
Geppetto was disappointed.
He really wanted a fitted kitchen.
With Oak flooring.
25/12/2017
You'd Better Watch Out!!!
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
And he's got a brick.
24/12/2017
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22/12/2017
Sisyphean task
Covering over UK is ambitious enough
BUT EUROPE AS WELL!!!
WOW!!!
What with though?
Bubble wrap?
21/12/2017
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19/12/2017
That's Showbiz!!!
There you are
One minute
You are riding on the crest of a wave
The public adore you
They just can't get enough of you.
And then...
In the blink of an eye.
They discard you.
Toss you aside
Like an old rag.
That's Showbiz!!!!
One minute
You are riding on the crest of a wave
The public adore you
They just can't get enough of you.
And then...
In the blink of an eye.
They discard you.
Toss you aside
Like an old rag.
That's Showbiz!!!!
18/12/2017
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10/12/2017
Local Knowledge
District in South East London with a palace
Bob Hope was born here.
And Kate Bush and Boy George grew up here.
The Long Pond Micropub opened here in 2014
The first pub in the area for at least 115 years.
It is in the Royal Borough of Greenwich
Did I pass?
Bob Hope was born here.
And Kate Bush and Boy George grew up here.
The Long Pond Micropub opened here in 2014
The first pub in the area for at least 115 years.
It is in the Royal Borough of Greenwich
Did I pass?
09/12/2017
Unecessary
I think you'll find.
Dogs can't read
And anyway
This is Chelsea.
Where's the date and walnut hand wash?
Dogs can't read
And anyway
This is Chelsea.
Where's the date and walnut hand wash?
08/12/2017
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02/12/2017
Sarcasm Alert!!!
Bored?
Listless?
Need Vim and Pep?
Have a Balti!!!
Their Vegetarian dishes are pretty invigorating as well.
Listless?
Need Vim and Pep?
Have a Balti!!!
Their Vegetarian dishes are pretty invigorating as well.
01/12/2017
Two Boys - Newsagent
Two Boys - Newsagent
I hope though
That they are old enough
To sell Wines, Beers and Spirits
And are not underage
Which would just
Add a frisson of excitement
In getting drunk.
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