30/06/2017
28/06/2017
Inappropriate
Personally, I think
That cotton
Or denim even
Would be more appropriate.
Or even a nice bit of rayon.
That cotton
Or denim even
Would be more appropriate.
Or even a nice bit of rayon.
27/06/2017
Too F***ing Right!!!
With their lycra
And their water bottles
In an O shape
So they can grip it in their hand.
And that strap thing
Around their upper arm
That holds their phone
And that little splash of neon.
Wankers, the lot of them.
26/06/2017
25/06/2017
Tell Me More!!!
Tell me more!!!
Why can't you reason with TFL?
And is this anything to do with your grass specialisation?
24/06/2017
23/06/2017
22/06/2017
21/06/2017
20/06/2017
19/06/2017
Attention to detail
Someone spent the time
Handcrafting a tiny dog penis
Out of chewing gum.
Time well spent I say.
18/06/2017
17/06/2017
16/06/2017
FASCIST BASTARDS!!!
Don't tell me what to do!!!
I will do what I want!!!
When I want!!!
You fascist bastard!!!
Farting is more Anarchist anyway.
15/06/2017
14/06/2017
Conspiracy Theories
Elvis is alive
He faked his death
He is 82
And is living in a retirement home in Tuscon, Arizona.
Roger Moore
Also faked his death.
He is still alive
And runs a car repair business
In Welling.
He faked his death
He is 82
And is living in a retirement home in Tuscon, Arizona.
Roger Moore
Also faked his death.
He is still alive
And runs a car repair business
In Welling.
13/06/2017
Signs that Surprise Me
You would have thought
That there would be no need
For a sign like this.
As it would be obvious
Not to carry out the action
That the sign requests
You not to do.
That there would be no need
For a sign like this.
As it would be obvious
Not to carry out the action
That the sign requests
You not to do.
12/06/2017
11/06/2017
Precocious!!!
Bit young to be buying whisky for his dad isn't he?
Where did he get the money from?
And excellent taste.
He could have just gone for Bells.
10/06/2017
09/06/2017
08/06/2017
07/06/2017
06/06/2017
05/06/2017
04/06/2017
03/06/2017
02/06/2017
01/06/2017
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