25/05/2017

Novelty Beer



Black coloured stout?






Whatever will they think of next?



22/05/2017

Mad Skills


I do like a nice bit of abacus.



20/05/2017

Gang Warfare!!!


It's when the chickens get involved you need to worry.



19/05/2017

What is it?

A Key?






A man flexing his muscles?






STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!










16/05/2017

Getting it right

Mainly grey?






Long legs?






Long neck?






Curved tail feathers?






According to Wikipedia, platform nests?








PASSED!!!



15/05/2017

Even if I could


Even if I could.






It would be a tight fit.



14/05/2017

Metaphysical Conundrum


Being a product of the street.






The sole purpose of your creation is to serve the street.






You are of the street.






Can you truly beat the street?










10/05/2017

Jeremy Corbyn - My Life of Grime


Mans never been in Marquee when it shut down eh? Trust me daddy
Mans never been in
When it's shutdown
That's not me and it's shutdown
Ring ring pussy, it's shutdown
Fashion week and it's shutdown
Went to the show sitting in the front row
In the black tracksuit and it's shutdown
Touch the road and it's shutdown
Boy better know when it's shutdown
Yeah, take time if a man wanna try me, no time
Usain Bolt when I run up on stage
I pick up the mic and it's reload time
Don't know your songs but they know mine
That's why I got gigs just like Joe Grind
After the show I be rolling mine
Don't care bout the no smoking sign
They try to steal my vision
This ain't a culture, it's my religion
God knows I don't wanna go prison
But if a man wanna try me, trust me listen
Me and my G's ain't scared of police
We don't listen to no politician
Everybody on the same mission
We don't care about your -ism and -cisms

Lyrics not by MC Vote Labour



06/05/2017

Animal Cruelty

It's a stroke of pure inventive genius.






But I'm not sure the RSPCA would approve.








Hamster pedals!!!






I think it's a hamster.