30/11/2016

Instructions

I remember it distinctly






He told me to Fuck off






When I gave him the instructions for a Tefal Sandwich Maker.







And I thought they needed them urgently.



29/11/2016

Good Neighbours


They must be next door to a residential coma centre.



28/11/2016

Clarification


Being a law abiding citizen






I would like to heed this warning






But






First






I have to understand it.



26/11/2016

C'est Ci Art?


Mark Rothko again






He's now on his brown period






Largely because he's run out of blue.



23/11/2016

Secret Messages


8 what?






Or is it an E?






How many days will the whole message take?






I've got to think of my waistline.






I don't even like iced slices that much.



22/11/2016

Fun!!!

I did it!!!






It wasn't an emergency






It just looked fun.








19/11/2016

Drinking Maths

The square of 1 is 1






The square of 2 is 4






The square of 3 is 9






The square of 4 is 16







It's just like normal Maths






You just get drunk quicker.




16/11/2016

07/11/2016

Empathy


Sometimes






I know where you are coming from.



05/11/2016

We will Crush You!!!


I think you'll find






A couple of tanks would soon sort them out.






Little Tykes






We will crush you.



04/11/2016

Contentious


Yeah!!!






What about animal experimentation?




And Human Guinea Pig experiments






Gone horribly wrong?






And what about Alfred Nobel






The inventor of Dynamite?






And developments in Weapons Technology?






Not so Happy Science I think you'll find.



03/11/2016

C'est Ci Art?


True Art






It still had some Bockwurst inside.



01/11/2016

Who Do You Think You Are?


So Simon






Four Exclamation Marks!!!!






Who do you think you are?






Lord High Muck a Muck?