30/06/2016
29/06/2016
Dental Minty Protest
I can feel this Dentist's anguish.
I too feel the pain of Brexit
I can also smell the minty freshness.
I too feel the pain of Brexit
I can also smell the minty freshness.
28/06/2016
27/06/2016
Self Improvement
They were absolutely right.
There is something about having a Brazilian that is so liberating.
26/06/2016
25/06/2016
24/06/2016
23/06/2016
22/06/2016
21/06/2016
20/06/2016
19/06/2016
18/06/2016
17/06/2016
16/06/2016
15/06/2016
14/06/2016
Agnetha, Bjorn, Benny, Anni-Frid
What did you expect
Champagne breakfasts?
Stretch limos?
Servants aplenty?
Caterig to their every whim.
Lavish mansions?
After all they haven't played together since 1982.
Champagne breakfasts?
Stretch limos?
Servants aplenty?
Caterig to their every whim.
Lavish mansions?
After all they haven't played together since 1982.
13/06/2016
C'est Ci Art?
Saw this in Canary Wharf
Wasn't sure if it was a piece of Art
A critique of the savagery of the corporate culture
Or a feral stockbroker, living wild in the grounds of the Canary Wharf Group
Living off discarded crumbs from Pret a Manger
I'm inclined to the latter theory.
Wasn't sure if it was a piece of Art
A critique of the savagery of the corporate culture
Or a feral stockbroker, living wild in the grounds of the Canary Wharf Group
Living off discarded crumbs from Pret a Manger
Drying his or her's shirt for Monday.
I'm inclined to the latter theory.
12/06/2016
11/06/2016
10/06/2016
Mistaken
I was mistaken
I thought it was an amusing Cockney affectation
To draw the punters in.
It wasn't
Do you know how much air costs in Soho?
And I don't even care if you get a discount with the door open.
It wasn't even that lovely imported Japanese air you get in Knightsbridge.
Tokyo dans le neige.
I thought it was an amusing Cockney affectation
To draw the punters in.
It wasn't
Do you know how much air costs in Soho?
And I don't even care if you get a discount with the door open.
It wasn't even that lovely imported Japanese air you get in Knightsbridge.
Tokyo dans le neige.
09/06/2016
Tribute
Danielle Steel,
The best selling author alive,
And the fourth best selling author of all time.
Whose books have sold over 800 million copies
World wide.
We should build a monument to her
A fitting tribute to her achievements
You say,
But there are limited funds at present.
No problem.
I say.
Mission accomplished.
The best selling author alive,
And the fourth best selling author of all time.
Whose books have sold over 800 million copies
World wide.
We should build a monument to her
A fitting tribute to her achievements
You say,
But there are limited funds at present.
No problem.
I say.
Mission accomplished.
08/06/2016
07/06/2016
06/06/2016
05/06/2016
04/06/2016
Desperation
Cinderella must be getting desperate.
Angling for princes
In the luggage aisle
Of BHS
The day they announced it was going into receivership.
I bet
Not only didn't she get a prince.
She didn't get a bargain either.
Angling for princes
In the luggage aisle
Of BHS
The day they announced it was going into receivership.
I bet
Not only didn't she get a prince.
She didn't get a bargain either.
03/06/2016
Eastenders
I know Ian is having a hard time
in Walford
With his wife leaving him and everything
But this is ridiculous
in Walford
With his wife leaving him and everything
But this is ridiculous
02/06/2016
01/06/2016
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