Big Broken Society: April 2016

30/04/2016

29/04/2016

Warning!!!

Tall criminals we know you are out there.

AND WE'RE WATCHING!!!

28/04/2016

27/04/2016

And in the hazy distance...

And in the hazy distance

Xanadu

OK!

It's Croydon

But for people in Selsdon

It feels like Xanadu

In Xanadu did Croydon Council

A stately Westfield Centre decree;

etc, etc, etc.

26/04/2016

I appreciate

That in this modern world

People want technology

To take the drudgery out of life

Washing machines and dish washers

Robotic vacuum cleaners

Shopping online and home delivery

Teas Maids

But you have to draw the line somewhere.

And this is my line in the sand.

I will stick to the manual method thank you very much.

25/04/2016

It's Disgraceful

It's disgraceful

You shouldn't be able to pay for goods

With the disabled.

Mind you how many guide dogs do you get to a blind man?

Or woman

Sorry,

Didn't mean to be sexist.

Unless of course it is politically expedient.

24/04/2016

Honest Mistake

I would say 3 metres wide by 45 metres long.

23/04/2016

Road Kill

22/04/2016

Happy to Oblige

Don't get me wrong

I have always believed

We should always do as advised

After all I am sure there must be a good reason

And I would definitely

Do as requested

But...

You will need to tell me what a reinseate is?

21/04/2016

Strongly Worded

Decay

A strong statement don't you think.

Nothing a bit of hot soapy water and some steel polish couldn't put right.

20/04/2016

Gullible Twats

And if you do...

You're a cunt

19/04/2016

Target Audience

If you are dyslexic

And you are a barber

And you want your nails done

Then this is the place for you.

18/04/2016

Hard Times

Even roads need help sometimes

Especially when they hit the skids.

Skids Geddit

I'll shut up then shall I?

I'll tak the high road...

And you'll tak the A9