Witches Burn!!!

This is where they used to burn witches






Thankfully in the 21st Century we have put these barbaric practices behind us.

We still burn witches






But are now aware of our responsibilities under the Health and Safety at Work act (1974)

Brewer's Droop

Perfectly understandable






Happens to all of us






At some point or another.

Especially when you are up against Katie.

Prohibited!!!

Too right






They're a menace to society.

Spam

I don't know what has happened to the quality of my spam.





I used to get special offers for viagra






Or penis enlargement pills






Sometimes I even get the opportunity to meet up with sex starved MILFs






In my area as well.






But this, this takes the biscuit






What sort of sick, pervert do these people think I am?

Cement particle boards?






Tubular daylighting systems?






Keep your sick messages to yourselves.






But send me a catalogue first.

Disappointment

I thought its discovery






Would be so much more mystical






You know






Chilly spring mists





Someone beating a frantic rhythm on a bodhran






Willowy women in long white dresses,






Battle hardened warriors in horned helmets.






Looming out of the fog.

And there I was at a bus stop heading to Orpington.

C'est Ci Art?

And Not a Drop to Drink

Mis-named

Doesn't seem that Jolly to me.

A Dangerous Place to Live

Dichotomy

On one hand






Empowering






A woman successful in a traditional male occupation






And on the other






Reinforcing gender colour stereotypes

Neat and Tidy

If I had a flood.

This would be where I would store it.






A place for everything






And everything in its place.

Thirty Second Theater!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Ivor

Do you remember Ivor the Engine?






And Jones the Steam






And their railway adventures






Well...

Ivor's gone bad




AND K9 HAS JOINED HIM!!!






BE VERY, VERY FRIGHTENED!!!






I always knew he was a cunt.

C'est Ci Art?

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Cheeky!!!

These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favourite things.

Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels

Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favourite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites, when the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I don't feel so bad

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favourite things

Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels

Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favourite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites, when the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I don't feel so bad.

Without

Sans






From old French






Means without






Sans-Serif






Without Serif






Comic Sans






Without humour

Without Floor

Bin of the Month - March 2016

Clarity

You message needs to be clearer






Do you mean trendy objects to be used in film or television?






Or supports for your pelvis?

The Proof is in the Absence

Do you see any bandits?






Then it works.






I wonder how it works?






Metaphysical semantics I bet

Small Ambition

Well that's He Man and the Masters of the Universe put in the shade then!!!

It's All Go!!!

It's All Go!!!






In Tattenham Corner!!!

OR!!!

OR WHAT!!!






I NEED TO KNOW!!!

Colour Blind

These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favourite things.

Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels

Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favourite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites, when the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I don't feel so bad

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

These are a few of my favourite things

Cream coloured ponies and crisp apple strudels

Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles

Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favourite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes

Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes

Silver white winters that melt into springs

These are a few of my favourite things

When the dog bites, when the bee stings

When I'm feeling sad

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I don't feel so bad.

Personally this shops got me covered.

Fibbers

C'est Ci Art?

Abolitionist

Does Colin know?






And anyway






I thought we had abolished the slave trade years ago.

Diversion

Most diverting






Catching steam with chopsticks






Futile






But diverting






Not cheap either






They charged me £11 for the pleasure