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27/01/2016
Broad Church
Bowling is a broad church
We welcome everyone
Unless of course you like Tennis
Then you can FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!
You knew I was going to say that.
26/01/2016
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22/01/2016
One Strand at a Time
One strand at a time
One precious hair follicle
Pampered and caressed
Mind you!
Go in for a light trim
AND YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE!!!
EVER!!!
HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!! HA!!!
I know I've been!!!
And I'm still there!!!
FOR ETERNITY!!!
AND I'M NEARLY BALD!!!
WHAT CHANCE DO YOU HAVE?
It's like the Eagle's Hotel California but for hair.
Glenn Frey RIP
21/01/2016
19/01/2016
Pet Training
I would be quite happy with Fetch and Sit.
Or even snooker
Yes, I could fancy a couple of frames with Buster.
Except if he beat me.
Then I would have him put down.
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02/01/2016
Incomplete
He wants to meet a Lady scaffold
Then have some baby scaffolds
Then he will feel complete.
And less tetchy.
Much less tetchy.
01/01/2016
Impractical
As there are already only 7 days
Getting rid of a few of them
Is not practical
Why
Weeks would fly by.
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