STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!






SINISTER CLOWN FACE!!!

Syncopation

Why?

Tenterhooks

TELL ME!!!

C'est Ci Art?

The Beast Within

Merry Disposable Christmas

Famine

You need to work on your stock control.

Pie and Mash

I am ambivalent about Pie and Mash






Don't get me wrong






I do a enjoy a good Pie and Mash






But






I always seem to get the burnt one.






And considering that's pretty much all they do






I find it all a bit disappointing.






Always the eternal optimist






I once more entered into the hallowed pie portal.






"Light or Dark"






She asked.






My luck was in.






"Light"






"Please"






As I always try to be polite.

"Shall I turn it upside down?"






She said.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

USP

I'll buy two






Preferably with down-lighters






And eco friendly light bulbs.

Shit Panto

I'll take Kebabarella over the Magic Wok any day.






Or even Jack and the Chicken Biryani.

Downsizing

It's Government cuts that are to blame.

They can't even fit in a Rothko.






Though I like the sculpture on the roof.

Wind Up!!!

I don't know what Bach did.

But he's got the proles riled.

Expectations

Fuck All!!!

Say it Loud!!!

Wednesday

Anti-Establishment?






Or no concept of time?

Phew!!!

Sorry I was late.






I was talking to Jasper Johns

Metaphysical

In the absence of water






I assume they are being metaphysical






You can drown in tablespoons of water you know.

Bin of the Month - December 2016

Come and Have a Go!!!

If you think you're hard enough.

Rise of the Cyberman

Accurate Representation

An amazing likeness

Tiny Penis

Shit Advertising

I think you need to work on your stock control.






I wouldn't brag about it either.

Hatred

He hates cyclists.

Carling

If Carling did unisex salons






It would probably be the best unisex salon.

Never a Truer Word

For that matter






OK wood works






And Shitty wood works






Most of the time.






Mind you I wouldn't want to build a bridge out of it.






Nothing you would stand on really.

Literal

They are Patriotic

Do you think?

And 4 of them?

Riding bikes?

And they are ducks?

In this direction?

This is something I have not seen before.

I can't describe my level of disappointment

When I found it all a lie

2016

You have been a very cruel year.

Ominous!!!

Yeah!!!






And become easy meat?





For the residents of Blade Mews!!!






FUCK OFF!!!






It's the Wandsworth Chainsaw Massacre all over again.

Fuck You To!!!

Instructions

I remember it distinctly






He told me to Fuck off






When I gave him the instructions for a Tefal Sandwich Maker.

And I thought they needed them urgently.

Good Neighbours

They must be next door to a residential coma centre.

Clarification

Being a law abiding citizen






I would like to heed this warning






But






First






I have to understand it.

#Scary Things!!!

C'est Ci Art?

Mark Rothko again






He's now on his brown period






Largely because he's run out of blue.

Wikileaks!!!

ACAB

Secret Messages

8 what?






Or is it an E?






How many days will the whole message take?






I've got to think of my waistline.






I don't even like iced slices that much.

Fun!!!

I did it!!!






It wasn't an emergency






It just looked fun.

The Natives of Sheerness Don't Look Well!!!

Rhinoceros?

Drinking Maths

The square of 1 is 1






The square of 2 is 4






The square of 3 is 9






The square of 4 is 16

It's just like normal Maths

You just get drunk quicker.

Tableau

Road Kill

C'est Ci Art?

More Mark Rothko Blue Period

Full to Overflowing

C'est Ci Art?

Unidentifiable Meat

Bin of the Month - November 2016