Impractical

I think you will find that this is a bit impractical.






Not all of us can afford to buy.

Let Down

It's always a disappointment






When someone in the public eye






Who has always been held up






To be of exemplary character






Is found to be flawed.






It makes the world






A crueller






and unkinder place






To live.






Jimmy Saville






Springs to mind.






But this takes the biscuit.

Come on Santa






Who are you trying to kid.






Christmas was last week.

C'est Ci Art?

Location Aware

Kensington High Street






Posh Store






Gents






Toilet Roll Holder

Well Travelled

You could say






It's BIN places.






I'll shut up then shall  I?

FASCIST BASTARDS!!!

DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!






FASCIST BASTARDS!!!






I'LL WASH MY GOLF SHOES






WHERE I LIKE






AND WHEN I LIKE

Being an Anarchist can get bloody expensive.






Do you know how much golf shoes cost?






£175 for a pair of Hugo Boss






Mind you they do look nice with my green socks.

Thirty Second Theater!!!

Strangers 2/2

If we don't lock them up.






We hang 'em.

Merry Xmas from the Creepy Neighbours.






P.S. I love pussy too.






Snarf!!! Snarf!!!

Strangers 1/2

We don't like strangers round these parts

We locks them up

We's does.

Festively though.






Well it is Christmas after all.

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

You strange little Urine  Monster  U.

Technology

It's dead clever






It emails you






Congratulating you on having a shit.

Very Important Project

Very Important Project






Top Secret






Block door  with waste bins.

Afterthought

Truth Through Advertising

I admire the way they






They take the aspiring learner






Crush their dreams






Then advertise it!!!

Vive La Difference!!!

C'est Ci Art?

Nautical Bias

Yeah!!! Seafood!!!






You can fuck right off.






Especially prawns






I can't stand prawns.






They were rude to my mother  once.

Disappointment

I waited for ages.






Nothing






I  like a good queue me.

Excuses

I think you will  find it is.






The usual story






Man






Or Woman






Has paint






Sees a virgin air brick.






The usual story.

Bin of the Month - December 2015

Peek-A-Boo!!!

Prey

It's Apostrophe Time

Must...






Control...






Apostrophe anger!!!






And is that






misuse of






Onomatopoeia?






YUASA!!!





BOSH!!!






Or I have I taken the comic anology too far?

USP

I love the Plough

I'm a sucker for velvet drapes






And the polished floor is to die  for.






Pity the beer's shit.

Little Old Lady Rebellion

Rebellion

Get a beef?






Got a beef!!!






I've got lots of them.






Give me a free pint






Give me a gallon






I'm letting you off lightly






I've got more  beefs than you've got beer.

Keep on Movin'

Crypticer

STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Cryptic

Zen

I didn't know attaining it would be so easy.






And so well signposted.