£20 will go towards spelling lessons
I guaranty that.
Smug and proud.
30/11/2015
29/11/2015
28/11/2015
27/11/2015
26/11/2015
It's a Trap!!!
Careful
It could be a trap
By the Inner Party
Trying to lead you into
A THOUGHT CRIME!!!
Either that
Or the cunt can't spell.
25/11/2015
24/11/2015
23/11/2015
22/11/2015
Impossible request
I think you will find
That at a certain age
It can only be done lying down.
It is also cold and wet.
And I'm by myself.
21/11/2015
20/11/2015
19/11/2015
Up Market Or What
I went to Chelsea Old Town Hall Today.
It's very upmarket
They've even got a mural
In the gents.
Mind you
An Ancient Greek
Protecting his catamite
From getting his head cut off
May not have been the most appropriate topic
For a Gents
There bog roll was crap as well
Dissolved in your hand
It's very upmarket
They've even got a mural
In the gents.
Mind you
An Ancient Greek
Protecting his catamite
From getting his head cut off
May not have been the most appropriate topic
For a Gents
There bog roll was crap as well
Dissolved in your hand
18/11/2015
17/11/2015
16/11/2015
15/11/2015
14/11/2015
13/11/2015
12/11/2015
11/11/2015
10/11/2015
09/11/2015
08/11/2015
07/11/2015
Things to Ponder
Quakers
Noise Meters
There doesn't appear to be a connection
But otherwise.
How would they know?
I wonder if there is kudos
in being a loud Quaker?
Noise Meters
There doesn't appear to be a connection
But otherwise.
How would they know?
I wonder if there is kudos
in being a loud Quaker?
06/11/2015
Things I Would Like to Be Called
If I didn't already
Have a sexy name
I would like to be called
Unk SplatSplat.
Or is that
Ums SplatSpat?
I don't care
They both roll off the tongue.
05/11/2015
#Scary Things!!!
This is a warning.
You may have thought
That other #Scary Things!!!
Were scary
But, this is really, really SCARY!!!
I told you!!!
Shiver
You may have thought
That other #Scary Things!!!
Were scary
But, this is really, really SCARY!!!
I told you!!!
Shiver
04/11/2015
03/11/2015
02/11/2015
01/11/2015
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