31/10/2015

Part-Time Job



Jamie Oliver






Turned up in a wet suit and snorkel






But swore blind this was only a bit on the side.






Channel 4 still wanted him.






I bet!!!






The sweet and sour king prawns were cold.






27/10/2015

Change for Change Sake


What if they don't need transforming.






This is just change for change's sake.






LEAVE OUR SUPPLY CHAINS ALONE!!!



26/10/2015

Morally Unacceptable


I find this morally unacceptable.






They don't serve crocodile.






What's wrong with a nice bit of crocodile shank?






Racist bastards.



25/10/2015

Time Limit


After that






We eat the little fuckers.



24/10/2015

Thank God For That!!!


If it had been a Tuesday,






I just wouldn't have been able to make it!!!



20/10/2015

Fun Times

OK! Children






Today we are going to make







An Atomic Mushroom Cloud.






Yes, Timmy.






You can draw






The people dying of radiation sickness.






No Susan






You can't draw a giant mutant monster






After all






We want to be historically accurate.



19/10/2015

Sticking it to the Man!!!

I like it when the little guys






Work together






And sticks it to the man.







I hope they don't sell mattresses though.



18/10/2015

Deadly Weapons


If you look at me like that again...






...I'll make you a pancake.






Cunt.



17/10/2015

Beware!!!


Driven!!!






They're relentless!!!



16/10/2015

What Is It?


Whatever it is






It's that way.






Horsey?



13/10/2015

11/10/2015

Obscure


BE WHAT!!!






I NEED TO KNOW!!!



10/10/2015

09/10/2015

Best To Avoid

Remind me.













To Never







Use this practice.