The God King
Walks amongst us.
And he has wise words for us.
As he can see into the future.
But as we all know
The giving of arcane advice
Has costs
I wonder who will win the 2.30pm at Kempton Park?
31/08/2015
The God King!!!
Who would have thought.
The God King
Walks amongst us.
I wonder who will win the 2.30pm at Kempton Park?
The God King
Walks amongst us.
I wonder who will win the 2.30pm at Kempton Park?
30/08/2015
Alcohol!!!
I went for something not quite as strong.
Give me 2 fingers
Of Semi-Skimmed
And make sure it is homogenised
29/08/2015
28/08/2015
27/08/2015
26/08/2015
Something for the Kids
What can we do for the kids?
I know!!!
We'll give them a tree
Not just any tree
A dead tree
And not just any dead tree
But an upside down, dead tree
And the icing on the cake!!!
We'll also make a little viewing platform
Where you can see fuck all.
As you are about as far off the ground
As you would be
Standing on the pavement edge.
Sorted.
I know!!!
We'll give them a tree
Not just any tree
A dead tree
And not just any dead tree
But an upside down, dead tree
And the icing on the cake!!!
We'll also make a little viewing platform
Where you can see fuck all.
As you are about as far off the ground
As you would be
Standing on the pavement edge.
Sorted.
25/08/2015
Identity
You could have used the alphabet
A, B, C
Even in lower case
e, d, f
Or given it a name
"The Lawns"
For example
Or "Top Flat"
But going the Harry Potter route
That's just childish.
And then writing it out as a word
And putting it in brackets
And giving the house a name
Anyway
That's just pedantic.
A, B, C
Even in lower case
e, d, f
Or given it a name
"The Lawns"
For example
Or "Top Flat"
But going the Harry Potter route
That's just childish.
And then writing it out as a word
And putting it in brackets
And giving the house a name
Anyway
That's just pedantic.
24/08/2015
23/08/2015
22/08/2015
Bloody Vandals
Bloody Vandals
Can't they leave anything alone?
Paint everywhere
It's not even very clever
Ruins it for everyone.
It looks like it was kids as well.
Can't they leave anything alone?
Paint everywhere
It's not even very clever
Ruins it for everyone.
It looks like it was kids as well.
21/08/2015
20/08/2015
Installation Art
Personally
I would have used blueberries
A more complete synergy
Don't you think?
And absolutely packed with antioxidants.
19/08/2015
18/08/2015
17/08/2015
16/08/2015
15/08/2015
14/08/2015
13/08/2015
12/08/2015
11/08/2015
10/08/2015
09/08/2015
08/08/2015
Belabouring the Point
What's wrong with 12.5?
I live at ...
12.5 Acacia Avenue!!!
Mind you what if you were a Pi address?
3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679 Acacia Avenue
Googol addresses don't even bear thinking about.
07/08/2015
06/08/2015
05/08/2015
Fun Day
When I want to enjoy myself
And have a fun day
I like nothing better
Than to heckle a London Mayor.
Simple pleasures.
And have a fun day
I like nothing better
Than to heckle a London Mayor.
Simple pleasures.
04/08/2015
Oriental Food
I am not Xenophobic
But
I hate foreign food
All those strange and exotic ingredients
Not like proper food at all.
I mean what is this Beef Burger Meal rubbish.
But
I hate foreign food
All those strange and exotic ingredients
Not like proper food at all.
I mean what is this Beef Burger Meal rubbish.
03/08/2015
01/08/2015
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