It sends me all a tremble
To me
It's raw
Visceral
It makes me consider mortality
It makes me feel pain
I don't want to feel pain
It makes me want to throw up.
God!!!
Does it make me want to throw up.
Poor, poor lamp post.
31/07/2015
Haemophobia!!!
I can't stand the sight of blood.
It sends me all a tremble
To me
It's raw
Visceral
It makes me consider mortality
It makes me feel pain
I don't want to feel pain
It makes me want to throw up.
God!!!
Does it make me want to throw up.
Poor, poor lamp post.
It sends me all a tremble
To me
It's raw
Visceral
It makes me consider mortality
It makes me feel pain
I don't want to feel pain
It makes me want to throw up.
God!!!
Does it make me want to throw up.
Poor, poor lamp post.
30/07/2015
29/07/2015
28/07/2015
27/07/2015
26/07/2015
25/07/2015
24/07/2015
23/07/2015
22/07/2015
21/07/2015
20/07/2015
I Speak Estate Agent!!!
I speak Estate Agent!!!
Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats.
A language of
Limited vocabulary and grammar
But somehow it conveys so much.
Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats, Twats.
A language of
Limited vocabulary and grammar
But somehow it conveys so much.
19/07/2015
18/07/2015
17/07/2015
For the Person Who Has Everything
Why is this man smiling?
Because he is the man who has everything!!!
Even
An Analrak
An Anorak for your Anus
Get off!!!
I thought of it first.
Because he is the man who has everything!!!
Even
An Analrak
An Anorak for your Anus
Get off!!!
I thought of it first.
16/07/2015
Sissies!!!
Sissies!!!
When you have a price
You slash it.
With a manly
Or womanly
Wide, sweeping stroke.
In other words
You give it your all.
You evoke a Highlander
With a Claymore
Going into battle
Or a Samurai
Protecting his Emperor.
Price slice indeed.
What are you slicing?
A tomato?
Sissies!!!
When you have a price
You slash it.
With a manly
Or womanly
Wide, sweeping stroke.
In other words
You give it your all.
You evoke a Highlander
With a Claymore
Going into battle
Or a Samurai
Protecting his Emperor.
Price slice indeed.
What are you slicing?
A tomato?
Sissies!!!
15/07/2015
14/07/2015
13/07/2015
Missed by a Day!!!
If I had but known!!!
Missed it by a day.
I always find it important
To have gleaming
Pearly whites
When one is on Centre Court
And only £35!!!
Game, Set and Match!!!
I'll shut up then shall I?
Missed it by a day.
I always find it important
To have gleaming
Pearly whites
When one is on Centre Court
And only £35!!!
Game, Set and Match!!!
I'll shut up then shall I?
12/07/2015
11/07/2015
Thick Twat!!!
Are you stupid or something?
What did you expect?
To sit on them or something!!!
Thick Twat!!!
What did you expect?
To sit on them or something!!!
Thick Twat!!!
10/07/2015
09/07/2015
The Place for Me!!!
That's it
That's the place
I'm the man for risk taking
Nothing scares me!!!
They call me Mr. Dangerous!!!
Besides
It's 7.5 miles to Epsom.
I might get blisters.
That's the place
I'm the man for risk taking
Nothing scares me!!!
They call me Mr. Dangerous!!!
Besides
It's 7.5 miles to Epsom.
I might get blisters.
08/07/2015
To Err is Human!!!
To Err is Human!!!
To put it in plastic wallets in a ring binder is just stupid!!!
To put it in plastic wallets in a ring binder is just stupid!!!
07/07/2015
06/07/2015
05/07/2015
04/07/2015
03/07/2015
02/07/2015
You Get What You Pay For!!!
If you've got an Origami Chicken
You get Origami Eggs.
Goes without saying.
There's a saying there somewhere.
01/07/2015
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