Heartwarming Story

Heartwarming Story






Or is it?

Things I don't Understand!!!

War






Quantam Physics

Resika

Tell Me About It!!!

Cleaning your car






~To a retro 70s Porn Funk soundtrack.






And a free blow job.






What more could you want?






OK!






Ron Jeremy







In a G String.

Right Location

If I had any non-ionising radiation






This is definitely the place






I would transit it.

I Can See Tomorrow!!!

And I have better hair for it!!!

Preferences

More of a street man myself.

Skip On!!! Skip Off!!!

MagicMan!!!

Magic are you?






A Magic Man?






What do you do?






Sleight of hand?






No?






Levitation tricks?






No?






Sawing






A women in half?






Even






No?

Oh!

Drainage.

You are the Magic Man for Drainage.

External Drinking

Personally it's the conservationist in me.

 

 

 

 

 

 

I prefer to keep my drink internally.

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's so much more economical

 

 

 

 

 

 

And better for the planet.

 

 

 

 

 

 

But you always get exhibitionists.

Refresh

If I had  but known.






I had a bottle nose at home






And it was definitely






A bit grubby






And a bit wrinkly.

Political Commentary

New Words!!!

Sperm!!!






Gum!!!






Spum!!!

Competitive Streak

I don't know what it is.






I want to Fod






I want to Fod now!!!

I like winning.

#Scary Things!!!

I have seen you before






You're following me.






Didn't think I would see you






Hiding behind the rubber plant






And the miniature daffodils






Eating yourself.

You scare me!!!

The Road Signs of Merrie England

Warning

Party Hat!!!

I think

It could also be an alien

Typopolis

Philosophical Concerns

I'm worried






Am I really human?






Do I actually have a real soul






Or just a facsimile of one?






Do I have a definable me-ness,






Or am I just an empty husk,






An organic automaton,






A shell filled with






Some biological computer,






With an artificial concept






Of self?

It didn't recognise me.

For the Person Who Has Everything!!!

Cut out cardboard model Housing Estates.






Lush.

Bin of the Month - April 2015

New Words

Spanish






Club Sandwich






Spanich Club

It is indeed Easter Holidays for children






A bold statement

A New Word

Cute






Pointless






Cuntless

Witness Statement

In the hour I was there.






I can attest to the fact






That it didn't move

Not one centimetre.






Your Honour.

Besmirch

Obviously written by a Linux user.

The Only Way...

I thought it would be impossible!!!

That I would find something more

Depressing

Than The Only Way is Essex.

But then I did.

I wonder how much they charge for nails?

Contractual Obligations

I would read the small print if I were you.

Bet they hadn't heard that one before.

Forty Six Second Theater!!!

Thunderbirds Are Go!!!

Thunderbirds Are Go!!!






I always thought there wonderful machines





Were nuclear powered.






Apparently not.

All hail PHP!!!

Fake It!!!

You're telling me






First the application of






Brown boot polish






And then they glued






A picture of Angelina Jolie






To my face.






Mind you it was a definite improvement.

Evocative!!!

Urban Desire






A strong primal urge






It goes beyond any need






That can be satiated






By trinkets






Such as money






Or






Love






Mere bagatelles.






My desire burns






With the white heat






Of the sun.






My city






MY CITY!!!






MY CITY!!!







MY CITY!!!






THIS IS URBAN DESIRE!!!

Nope.






It's not working.

Brazen!!!

That's a bit brazen






Selling coke






So brazenly






Brixton Coke as well






Noted for it's potency

They even use a pile of the white powder to advertise.






Brazen.