30/08/2014

Menu


I think they have over complicated it with the Freshly Prepared Pan Asian Cuisine.



28/08/2014

Brollygeddon



Something happened here






But I don't know what






It doesn't bear thinking about.





25/08/2014

Gas powered telephony



Who would have thought!!!






Gas powered telephony!!!






I thought they used yoghurt cartons and string!!!






Lots and lots of string.



24/08/2014

Jimmy Griddle


Jimmy Riddle






Rhyming slang for having a piddle.






Jimmy Griddle






Slang for an incontinent cafeteria owner?



23/08/2014

Fair Comment




They're obviously going for the sympathy vote.



22/08/2014

19/08/2014

Shoot Fighters


That's a bit unsporting.






But fun!!!



17/08/2014

Old Dogs!!! New Tricks!!!

For this particular manoeuvre






I would recommend a baseball glove






Covered in a supermarket shopping bag.









15/08/2014

Noah's Ark Toy



Great






A fun, traditional toy






Not some plastic gimmicky thing.






That breaks after a couple of days.






Or one of those video games






Packed with sex and violence.






Just a nice, traditional toy






That promotes Christian Fundamentalism






And a skewed view on evolution.






Where's my shotgun?






Big Tits!!!



14/08/2014

Time Kebabs


Personally






I prefer a police box






Unless of course






The Doctor






Has a Sonic Doner






I would find that funny.



06/08/2014

Decisions!!! Decisions!!! Decisions!!!

Should I learn Piano?






Or Flute perhaps






Or even Violin.






No!!!







I shall learn Saz!!!



03/08/2014

Reading Between the Lines


This sign does not say






Do not feed the pigeons.






This sign says






DO NOT FEED THE PIGEONS






MUTHAFUCKA!!!