It really annoys me.
They keep changing the entry code.
And then don't tell me.
28/02/2014
27/02/2014
26/02/2014
25/02/2014
24/02/2014
If I was Doctor Who 1/1
If I was Doctor Who
And I was out of work
And speaking hypothetically
I had nothing to do
Except watch daytime television
Like Homes Under the Hammer
Or Doctors even
I would find one of these very useful
Mind you I see a paradox
I'm out of work
And it costs nearly sixty quid.
I think I would just use my finger
And make the sound effects myself.
And I was out of work
And speaking hypothetically
I had nothing to do
Except watch daytime television
Like Homes Under the Hammer
Or Doctors even
I would find one of these very useful
Mind you I see a paradox
I'm out of work
And it costs nearly sixty quid.
I think I would just use my finger
And make the sound effects myself.
23/02/2014
If I was Doctor Who 0/1
If I was Doctor Who
And I was out of work
And speaking hypothetically
There just happened to be a vacancy
In a Domino's Pizza shop
I would find this useful.
I wonder if it opens tins of tomatoes as well?
And I was out of work
And speaking hypothetically
There just happened to be a vacancy
In a Domino's Pizza shop
I would find this useful.
I wonder if it opens tins of tomatoes as well?
22/02/2014
21/02/2014
20/02/2014
19/02/2014
18/02/2014
17/02/2014
16/02/2014
15/02/2014
14/02/2014
13/02/2014
12/02/2014
11/02/2014
Misunderstanding
What do you mean I'm funny?
What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
I only wanted Sweet and Sour King Prawns.
10/02/2014
Decisions!!! Decisions!!! Decisions!!!
My God!!!
What would you do with 5 babies?
Let alone getting an extra one free!!!
Freeze them I suppose.
09/02/2014
08/02/2014
07/02/2014
06/02/2014
05/02/2014
Intercontinental
Intercontinental Restaurant
He does Kebabs
AND
Burgers
His Lager is from Poundland
Is that in Europe?
04/02/2014
Specialist Medical Care
They keep costs down
By treating two ailments at once.
It's very good value for money.
Mind you.
Woe! Betide!
If you've got Migraine and Sciatica
A bit too far out his comfort zone.
03/02/2014
02/02/2014
01/02/2014
Wrong Time, Wrong Biscuit!!!
So all encompassing
And inclusive
Very, very inclusive
So worthy
Fair Trade and everything.
And so
Expensive.
I would rather have Jaffa Cakes.
Fuck the poor
Give me that moist sponge.
That meltingly, melty chocolate.
That chewy, orangey centre.
It's biscuits like these
That start wars.
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