OMG!!! UWO!!! The Sequel!!! 2

JABBA THE HUT!!!

Public Realm Improvements

I tell you what






I thought this was funny






but I can't remember why






I thought it might have something






to do with the Hobbit






And LORD OF THE RINGS






pIXIES






DON'T FORGET THE PIXIES






But I was wrong.






BUT...






Did you SEE






Alan-a-Dale






Bottom Right






OOOOh!!!






Makes you wonder.






It keeps you from going under






White Lines






Don't do it.

Achievement

You are Here

You do not want to know what place I am in.






It's a dark place






And there is screaming






There are no smart professionals






And certainly no roof windows






Mummy!!!

Love Hurts!!!

Type Town

I HAS FEAR!!!

Brrrr!!!

Loose Fittings

Loose!!!






Loose!!!






Loose!!!






Sit on that Radiator!!!






It'll Shag you up the ARSE!!!






Come on






You knew where this was going






I'm so predictable






And smutty






Very, very smutty.






Tee! Hee!

A. L. Gee Retired

And don't you forget it.

Kindly Go

I kindly went to the WHITE DOOR






I pressed the bell






I ran away






Thanks

Do Not Touch!!!

Because






If you do!!!






You will lose all your money.

Christ Restoration

His varnish is a bit chipped






And his legs are a bit wobbly






Apart from that he's alright.

Hook for Torch

Woe betide you






If you try and hang your keys here.

No Ball Games

We don't like stranger's around these parts.






Especially furry ones.

Font In Oppidia

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

Look






I've already told you






The Wicked Witch of the East was a fictitious character






In the Wizard of Oz.






By the way






Have you heard?






Margaret Thatcher's dead






What a pity.

Ding Dong the Witch is Dead

I think you will find that she died in 1939.






The wicked witch of the East






also was not real.






She was a character in the film






The Wizard of Oz.






Aren't people delusional sometimes.

Jambo

He is a legend of war






A soldier without a country






You know his name






And you know what he is capable of...

War is in your blood.






When your pushed






Killing is as easy as breathing.

Bin of the Month - April 2013

Rabbit Starvation

It seemed like a good idea at the time.






Google






And you






And you think






Where shall I go






Where in Googlestonia






should I






For one brief moment






Inhabit






And






You






Type






The Rabbit of Death






http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation

Monty Python Coffee

Pedantic

If one was being pendantic






One would suggest






That a percentage sign






Is not a price of any kind






Especially a special one.






But one isn't being pendantic,






One is nit-picking.

Hard Act to Follow

Jerome has got a hard act to follow.

FontBurgh

Medieval Homie Rap

Me and me bredren in the yard






Thought yo might like this.






YO!!!

Doggie in Eltham!!!

Dogging in Peckham!!!

Disgusting!!!






With a school nearby too.






And what made it worse...






The police had to ask me to move on twice.






I was protecting public decency.






It was for the common good.






You naughty boy.

Clash of the Titans!!!

All is peaceful






And harmonious






In the world of the Cross Dressers






And Ramblers,






As never the twain shall meet.






On Tuesdays,






The swish of velveteen,






the click, clack of improbably high heels






the glitter of diamante earrings.






On Thursdays,






Beards and real ale.






The smell of damp wool,






and the tales of paths yet to be trod.






EXCEPT!!!






That one time,






it was a minor mishap.






When both their AGMs






WERE BOOKED FOR THE FRIDAY!!!






I couldn't look.






Shreds of Fake Louis Vuitton handbags






And Thermos glass






EVERYWHERE!!!






And Jeremy had spent all night making a beautiful Battenberg.

Leader of the Pack

He sort of smiled and kissed me goodbye
The tears were beginning to show
As he drove away on that rainy night
I begged him to go slow
But whether he heard, I'll never know

Look out! Look out! Look out! Look out!

I felt so helpless, what could I do?
Remembering all the things we'd been through
In school they all stop and stare
I can't hide the tears, but I don't care
I'll never forget him (the leader of the pack)

The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
The leader of the pack - now he's gone
[Fade]

Typoppidan