If it hadn't moved I would have had no idea it was there.
31/03/2013
30/03/2013
29/03/2013
WARNING!!!
BIG, BROKEN SOCIETY IS GOING TO MAKE A MAJOR CHANGE!!!
Urban Typography is no more.
It's old,
It's
Fusty
Yesterday.
From now on it's Typolitan
Typolitan is now
It's today!!!
It's catchy!!!
LONG LIVE TYPOLITAN!!!
It's pretentious isn't it.
Would you prefer fonticity?
It's a waste of time
You never speak to me!!!
I'm alone out here
On the interweb
Urban Typography is no more.
It's old,
It's
Fusty
Yesterday.
From now on it's Typolitan
Typolitan is now
It's today!!!
It's catchy!!!
LONG LIVE TYPOLITAN!!!
It's pretentious isn't it.
Would you prefer fonticity?
It's a waste of time
You never speak to me!!!
I'm alone out here
On the interweb
28/03/2013
Performance Art
Children,
Cute Little Tykes.
Isn't it adorable
They way they are oblivious
To the high and serious art
All around them.
Pricks the balloon of pomposity
So to speak.
Highlights our own pretensions
And draws a line under what's important.
With their childish giggling
and unalloyed joy.
Now,
If we could only bottle this.
Maybe have a large glass jar
Filled to the brim with formaldehyde
And pop a couple in.
Alright maybe all of them.
And title it.
"Homage to Hirst."
That would be ironic that would.
And don't forget to record the screaming
As you hold their tousled little heads under.
That's the best bit.
THE SCREAMING!!!
Little bastards,
Ruining my art.
I blame the parents.
27/03/2013
26/03/2013
Art Criticism
Oooh!!!
Tones of Duchamp and his seminal piece Fountain
A challenge to the viewer to believe in the artist's interpretation of what is art.
Or possibly a soupçon of Michael Craig-Martin and his 1972 piece Oak Tree
A demonstration of the viewer's faith in the artist, to believe in their definition of creation,
And a reference to transubstantiation and the Catholic sacrament.
Or some cunts gone and nicked their mailbox.
You ruin everything you do.
25/03/2013
24/03/2013
23/03/2013
22/03/2013
21/03/2013
20/03/2013
19/03/2013
18/03/2013
17/03/2013
16/03/2013
15/03/2013
14/03/2013
Supreme Potato Supplies
When you are a potato supplier
And you are that awesome
You just don't care what you look like
Would you?
13/03/2013
12/03/2013
11/03/2013
10/03/2013
A Skirt
A Skirt!!!
Someone has lost a skirt!!!
In Winter!!!
And she didn't notice!!!
God!!! She must be insane!!!
Or such an alcoholic
She doesn't feel anything
Including sub-zero temperatures
And will keep drinking until the booze kills her
Like Gazza
Or she is both
An insane alcoholic on the verge of death
So tanked up on Lambrinis she is unaware that her skirt has gone missing
In sub zero temperatures
Maybe she got hypothermia
And lost a leg
Maybe she is an insane one legged alcoholic close to death.
Maybe she was so drunk when she lost her skirt she tried to look for it but fell over the wall that the skirt is resting on and is lying there comatose close to me.
Maybe she is an insane one legged alcoholic close to death and close to me.
Will you be my girlfriend?
09/03/2013
Man and Sons
Generic man,
Generic sons,
Selling
Generic products
To a generic world.
I would feel sad.
But I feel too bland.
I bet it was the HU that fell off.
08/03/2013
07/03/2013
06/03/2013
05/03/2013
04/03/2013
03/03/2013
02/03/2013
Euro Party Shop
Another reason to vote No in Cameron's EU referendum
We don't want Euro Party Shops
We want proper British Party Shops
You know, the ones with the fight at the end
And spanking, lots and lots of spanking.
01/03/2013
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