Worse for Wear

A good night out then?

Submarionation

Thunderbirds are go!!!

Caution

Beyond this is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone.

I See Robots

Do you see a little one eyed robot?






I see a little one eyed robot.






Hiding.







Hiding fast.






Hiding from the Cyclops Tree.






But he found him!!! The Cyclops Tree found him!!!






And smashed his home to bits.






Poor little one eyed vehicular traffic direction robot.






Luckily he hasn't found the others.






They are safe...












...for now

Danger Compressed Gas

It's a good learning experience for them.

Revenge of the Cyclops Tree

The Cyclops tree did this.






It was his revenge.






You can tell.






111 is the number of the tree!!!

Halal Santa

Merry Christmanukkah Mubarak

The Nativity is a lie

Historical Inaccuracies are rampant!!!!

The Brecknock Hill Cheviot sheep strain were not bred until the latter part of the nineteenth century, so it would be highly unlikely they would have been in the Holy Land two thousand years ago.







Don't you hate it when people don't research things properly.






This is a secular nation...






...and sheep lovin'

Cyclops

I see two faces, one of them does not come from an aerosol.






Look at the top, do you see its big one eye.






He is not smiling, he is not happy.






Be afraid, be very afraid.







Cyclops tree man has been defiled, someone has sprayed a happy face on him.







He will cause mayhem and mischief until he is avenged.

Everything

I bought the sky.


A fantastic bargain, with free local delivery.

It would have been so much more expensive tomorrow.

I wonder what he charges for indoors.


 

Favourite

This is what brings me back to this place, time and time again.






It's Open Planny Kitchenness.






The food is terrible though.

Totem of Hate

Just add Simon Cowell and it would be truely terrifying.

Urban Typography

Willkommen

IT'S OUR WORLD







There is something about Austria and world domination that is getting a touch repetitive.







The other 1% just like the uniform.

Get the Million Look

Won't even touch Colombian hair!

God forbid, if you are Argentinian!

Lady Million will give you a bouffant crew cut with a kiss curl.

S&M Recycling

What depraved depths have these people plumbed?







Gimp Recycling






Perverts






Polite perverts though.






Or maybe that is all part of their sick game?

Covering All Bases

What about tainted vegetarians?






You know the ones, the ones that stood by some bacon once.






What about Vegans? 







Especially the ones that only eat polyester.

Pointless Advertising

Who gives a fuck!

Subliminal Messages

If I wasn't paranoid already, I am now.

Charles Dickens Coffee Shop

He was also partial to a Big Mac.

Chenelle

I hope everything works out for the best.






I hope she also learns about lower case as well.





It's so labour saving.

Behind the scenes

The fabric of reality, it's all a veneer you know.






Underneath it all it's plyboard and chewing gum.






I bet it's lost it's flavour as well.






But my tongue couldn't quite reach to find out.

We Sell Boxes

Aim low and you won't be disappointed.

Concealed Video

Schrödinger's Video Camera.

Plain Clothes

The cunning bastards.

The Time of Your Life

Thursdays look really hot.






Isn't a line of people a sequence? What's the difference?







Cowboy hats?






Hope you can keep up hoody boy.

Police State

What about Michael Bublé and Ghost Poet? What about Grime artistes? And people of a Dubstep persuasion? What about them? Can't they turn right as well? What about Susan Boyle? Do we also persecute her? Fascist Bastards! Give the gift of  Michael Bublé this holiday season.

Subliminal Messages

The Stately Homes of Thornton Heath

One day, I too wish to be a person of quality able to grace such a stately pile.






Oh! To be one of the select few to enter into the inner sanctum of Scratchley Hall. To hob nob with the elite and kow tow with the grandees of Thornton Heath.






I bet they only use the finest of pork luncheon meat in their sandwiches, dainty slivers of processed meat tucked between the lightest, fluffiest Mother's Pride. Moistened with the merest hint of margarine, and not just any margarine mind, it has to be the best...






...Stork.






I bet they also cut the crusts off their sandwiches.






I wonder what they do with the crusts? I hope they don't feed them to the peasants. You know what peasants are like.







Look what happened to Marie Antoinette, She lost her head poor child. 






Mind you she did use to shop at Asda.





Served her right, the slag.

Subliminal Messages